Ridiculousness and ROLLED!

Our lager, which art in barrels; hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk). At home as it is in the tavern, give us this day our foamy head snd forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. Lead us not into incarceration but deliver us from hangovers, for thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen. - Anon.

Interesting fact for you: the loose skin on your elbow is called a "wenus". His Lordship started rubbing his wenus on me, and asked me if I liked him.

GinjaNinja just dropped a pile of baccy on the floor - and used the dustpan and brush to sweep it up - then proceeded to roll a fresh one using it!

Schoolboy gains bus qualification

"A schoolboy has gained a qualification for getting on a bus - despite not knowing he had taken the test. Bobby McHale, 15, received a letter from an exam board recognising his ability to walk to the bus stop, wait for it to arrive and to board the vehicle

It came from the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance, the largest of the three English exam boards, and was titled Using Public Transport (Unit 1)." - With thanks to UK MSN News.