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I know it's complete twaddle, but I LIKE writing complete twaddle, and apparently people like reading it! Though my favourite worst-author has to be Lord Timothy Dexter, Massachusetts 1748. Having little to no education, he became an author, publishing his book with no punctuation and horrible spelling. It immediately became popular and went to the eighth edition printing. His second book included an extra thirteen pages of punctuation with a note saying, “place it as you please.” (Thanks to Listverse)